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Little Johnny (fun stuff)

by AC @, Monday, June 29, 2015, 20:44
edited by AC, Wednesday, July 01, 2015, 12:27

Little Johnny - a non politically correct joke. So deal with it. Or go marry someone of your own sex.


A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids, what do they need at home?

1st kid says "A computer," and the Teacher replies, "That'd be very useful."


2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.


Little Johnny pops up and says: "At my house we don't need anything."


The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.


Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure!


When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last damn thing we need."


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